it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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