dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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