Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
soo... how was my night?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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