Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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