Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
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