She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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