Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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