My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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