would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
