do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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