Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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