i wish there were pregnant emoticons
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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