its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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