honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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