Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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