I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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