I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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