Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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