It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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