Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Is it penis luge time yet?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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