i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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