Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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