He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
handjob tips. give me some.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
