A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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