I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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