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nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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