I can text with my tongue
im six kinds of drunk right now
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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