if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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