we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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