Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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