Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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