Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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