i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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