Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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