Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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