It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
You are the jesus of drinking
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