pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
my poor anus
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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