And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I have fence marks all over my body
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
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