I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
