I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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