everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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