Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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