You work out of a Hotel?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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