I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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