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Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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