Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
