just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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