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Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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