sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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