just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
